After logging in again and updating my profile, I scrolled back through my old tweets to find inspiration for a new Twitter bio. This is what I came up with... and see below for a smattering of the supporting documentation.
Jeanette Howes (@jeanettehowes)
"Trying to be an industry thought-leader but mostly I tweet a lot about pizza and garlic naan."
Jr. year I had a pizza delivered to me in class. Some girl told me I was the coolest person she knew. I firmly believe that to this day.— Jeanette Howes (@jeanettehowes) January 10, 2013
Several days ago, I shared a @slabpizza with @RubberSketcher that wasn't RP+B. I still can't forgive myself. #perfectpizza #constantcraving— Jeanette Howes (@jeanettehowes) March 1, 2013
I'm sorry that I can't seem to tweet about anything besides Rosemary Potato + Bacon lately, but it's kind of all I think about. @slabpizza— Jeanette Howes (@jeanettehowes) March 1, 2013
This vending machine will make you a fresh pizza from scratch http://t.co/yZ3ShxmoLN— Fast Company (@FastCompany) March 29, 2015
🍕🍕🍕🍕 #🍕— Jeanette Howes (@jeanettehowes) March 31, 2015
NY resolution to start building my food storage. And by build food storage I mean buy 2 packs of Trader Joes Garlic Naan every time I go.— Jeanette Howes (@jeanettehowes) November 24, 2015
I pledge allegiance to Trader Joes Garlic Naan. 🇺🇸— Jeanette Howes (@jeanettehowes) December 15, 2015
Jeanette's Foolproof Steps to Losing Weight:— Jeanette Howes (@jeanettehowes) June 22, 2016
1. Eat hot slice of pizza
2. Burn entire mouth, irreparably
3. Never eat again